Jokes and sayings in English!

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.

If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
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What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" 

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 Adams: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bobby: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? 

Class: Maria did.